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  • Number of visits : 2191
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About italiangurrl : Hello FMLers! I'm a 25y/o woman from CT. I've loved fml since my high school days lol

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Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML

#3659409
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50721) - you deserved it (4384)

On 07/11/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Meow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97727) - you deserved it (23453)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:14am - love - by noboyfriend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML

#1674851
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46414) - you deserved it (16365)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was driving my car like any ordinary day. My dad has been harping on me about not checking the oil, so I finally checked it. Driving down the road my hood flew up and shattered my windshield. I forgot to latch my hood after checking the oil. $300 for a new windshield. The oil was fine. FML

#899403
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17342) - you deserved it (56836)

On 04/10/2009 at 10:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (414723) - you deserved it (67202)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50127) - you deserved it (5293)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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