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  • Town/Country : Charlotte, USA
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 October 1983 (30 years)
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Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53093) - you deserved it (20751)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90630) - you deserved it (19049)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)



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