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About iswimfast03 : I am currently a Junior in college (at a university in PA). My biggest hate on this website- people who try to post FMLs saying "My FML was denied. FML". Just suck it up and shut the fuck up. Oh and try using at least some sort grammar and punctuation in FMLs and they might actually get chosen. End rant.

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