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ispawn94
  • Town/Country : Newmarket, Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 April 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 302
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ispawn94 : Well (not trying be conceited of course) I\'m a nice guy and don\'t like to get in fights

I really am interested in medicine and plan on possibly becoming a doctor.

I like video games and my psn is ispawn_94 add me if you want and tell me where you got it from :P

Message me if your curious :D

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Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15868) - you deserved it (58098)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had a job interview at 9:00am. I left at around 8:30am, and as soon as I got in the car to drive to the interview, I checked my phone again, and it said 10:33. My boyfriend had decided to change the time on my clock as a "joke." FML

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On 01/30/2011 at 8:43am - misc - by catsofly7 (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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