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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8771
  • Number of comments : 385
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About isallwaysme : Time to show the real me. I've been hiding under the mask for too long. First thing, I really enjoy 2 sports; Speedball (speedball>woodsball but woodsball isnt bad) and freestyle skiing. Thats my life. In the summer Im all bruised and bloody, and in the winter im all bruised and bloody. Im not sure why i do it, its just really fun. Secondly, i get A LOT of injuries. Im from Canada, I have an amazing girlfriend. My motto; Go hard or go home.

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Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around thier message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML

#20925040
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37927) - you deserved it (3799)

On 10/18/2013 at 10:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I Replaced A Usually Fun Collegue's Picture Of His Kids With A Picture Of Mah Face Against Glass, So It Looked I Was Inside The Screen!! Everyone Laughed, But He Reported Me Because I Tried To "erase His Children" An "if Anything Happens To Them" It's Now Mah Fault!! FML

#20922441
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41167) - you deserved it (5055)

On 10/16/2013 at 4:22am - work - by Elcam (man) - Belgium

Today, a customer calld me ( cink eyes ), ( dog eater ), ( bloody Cinese communist ) an ( cing cong. ) I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was working a kid's brthday party dressd as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scard of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was ownd by a grl co-worker. So fir 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

#20913049
115 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 9:19pm - kids - by Allycat (man) - United States (New York)

Today, being so desperate 4 money, I accepted a job in wic I get sot at wit paintballs 4 6 ours. FML

#20911674
138 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by BOHICA123 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted !! I was going to say "F*ck you" an "I will kill you" !! It cummed out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing !! FML

#20910543
92 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND YELLD FROM UPSTAIRS, "BABE! BABE, COME QUICK!" TERRIFID THAT SOMETHING MIGHT HAVE HAPPEND TO OUR NEWBORN DAUGHTER, I RUSHD UP, ONLY TO FIND OUT HE JUST WANTD TO SHOW ME THAT HE'D LEREND HOW TO SPIN A TOP ON THE TIP OF HIS PENIS WITHOUT IT FALLING . FML

#20908628
131 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by -____- (woman) - United States (Washington)

today in a fit of looool jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

#20899473
74 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today I realised I sweat so much that I won't be able to go without sticking super pads with wings to mah shirt underarm everyday . It makes supermarket trips interesting . Especially as a man . fat FML

#20895380
127 comments

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On 09/25/2013 at 6:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday a lady stormed into te parmacy I work at and cewed me out cuz te medicine I sold er looool te day before gave er orrible diarrea as a "side effect" . I cecked, and it was te medicine se asked fir - laxatives . FML

#20883379
72 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 1:35am - health - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57417) - you deserved it (9340)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
83 comments

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On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, mah mom visitad mah naw apartmant fir tha first tima. I was showing har tha badroom, whan sha lookad into mah opanad sock drawar and said, "Using Durax, ah? Yaah, you wara born 'causa a Trojan split." maga FML

#20852599
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41212) - you deserved it (4255)

On 08/24/2013 at 6:05pm - kids - by thanks mom ¬_¬ (man) - United States (California)



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