About ironichalibut : FML is a humor app, so I have trouble understanding the people who take them all very seriously. The way I see it the posts are so the person can see another perspective. So they can see that it could be quite a bit worse, or light years more outlandish.
My pet peeves for FML are: People who don't build proper sentences, sometimes it hurts to read those comments. People who seem to be here just to be jerks. Women who think all women are right because they're women, and all men are wrong on principle, or men of the similar esteem. No person can be defined by a single act or moment, the same can be said true of genders.
Not much to say about me personally, in real life I'm quiet and relaxed, on FML not so much. I have a tiger named Hobbes, that's his picture. I like video games, cartoons, and people who are funny or at least nice. Thanks for your time, it is now mine, mwahaha.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
A new Thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Doh! This user still hasn't added any FML to their favorites. :(