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ironichalibut
  • Town/Country : British Columbia, Canadia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 919
  • Number of comments : 546
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ironichalibut : FML is a humor app, so I have trouble understanding the people who take them all very seriously. The way I see it the posts are so the person can see another perspective. So they can see that it could be quite a bit worse, or light years more outlandish.
My pet peeves for FML are: People who don't build proper sentences, sometimes it hurts to read those comments. People who seem to be here just to be jerks. People without reason, those that don't seek both sides of an argument or who refuse to accept both sides.
Not much to say about me personally, in real life I'm quiet and relaxed, on FML not so much. I have a tiger named Hobbes, that's his picture. I like video games, cartoons, and people who are funny or at least nice. Thanks for your time, it is now mine, mwahaha.

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Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39162) - you deserved it (16434)

On 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm - kids - by and not even in the good way (man) - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

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On 06/09/2013 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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