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About ironic_legacy : Bonjour, bienvenue à ma "profile" :)
Well, I love music. It's amazing. My top favorite bands, or rather the five bands I'd be okay with if I couldn't hear any other bands, are Radiohead, Arcade Fire, Bob Dylan (not really a band, unless you count the time he spent with a real band called the Band), the Beach Boys, and, you know, misters Lennon/McCartney and their gang.
I love reading books. I like drawing.
I have two pet snakes named Niche and Concave. I'm allergic to cats, but I don't have the heart to give away Snitchel. I used to have two dogs, but they ran away :(
And this is all about me, as concentrated as my memory lets it be. It was nice of you to visit my profile :D
(And my profile pic is real, I took the picture myself :)
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Today, I met one of my favorite web-comic artists. As I purchased a shirt from their booth he asked, "What size?" I stupidly asked "How big is a small?" He chuckled, "It's small" and chuckled some more. So much for keeping it cool. FML
Today, our guest lecturer told us to imagine 25,000 dead koalas in our lecture theatre, and if that didn't make us emotional then we didn't care about them. She then went on a rant, during which she encouraged us to join the "koala army". FML
Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML