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Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the drect sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
Today , I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital , with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently looool , I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball 4 himself. FML
Taday I learnd my 40 year old father is marrying a grl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, I rode mah bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal fir turning left. A car passing the opposite way veerd towards me and attemptd to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over mah body and mah bike is in two pieces. FML
Today... I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics I waved an walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML
Friday 27 March 2015