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irockfendergirl
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 March 1981 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 543
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About irockfendergirl : I'm almost 31, and am a kid at heart. That's a great way to stay young. :) I'm amused by FML. I actually do have a heart and sometimes feel bad for some of the FML-ers. I am usually friendly, but I hate when people bash others just to be cruel. That's where I'll put my two cents in and defend people- I'm sure I make myself look like an asshole because I usually only comment to defend someone. I love to play guitar and piano. I couldn't live without music.


Life is good and too short guys- don't waste it. And don't waste your time and energy on the people that just want to be cruel. They're not worth the stress. :) Let the haters hate. They're just jealous of you.

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Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94196) - you deserved it (5040)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)



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