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About irateyou : I don't like people. Especially cops. I will not pretend to like people.
What people take away from this world, animals give back.
The world really did end in 2012 and now we're just living in a suspended state of reality.
The vast majority of pit bulls are loving, amazing dogs. If you disagree or would like to discuss this, I would love to. If you would like to debate or argue about this, I would enjoy doing so with no regards to your feelings or reservations about debunking every single myth, with which your naïve mind has been brainwashed by a money-hungry media, by using facts and numbers.
I have synesthesia.
I like churros.
Oh, and screw my neighbors.

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28755) - you deserved it (133719)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, when I was walking in to the grocery store, a van pulls up and a bunch of guys get out who look really drunk. I jokingly said to the sober-looking man who had driven the van "Sucks you have to be the designated driver!" Turns out the "Drunk" guys were actually mentally challenged. FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while working at a Subway store right next to a big hospital, there was a big line of people all getting their subs toasted. Without turning around, I asked the next person in line, "I'll bet you want yours extra toasted?" She was a burns victim from the hospital. FML

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)



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