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ipodtoucher123
  • Town/Country : Leamington Spa, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 235
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ipodtoucher123 : Erm i touch ipods, have a gf(touch her as well;)) and not much else cept a load of cycling and running and county hockey

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Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year old daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5048) - you deserved it (24043)

On 02/27/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Shoe (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22504) - you deserved it (6952)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by SoVeryMonday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66555) - you deserved it (165688)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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