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Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22687) - you deserved it (7460)

On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7778) - you deserved it (23998)

On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from mobile version



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