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Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29871) - you deserved it (8520)

On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML


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