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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1197
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About iop330 : I'm a strong independent homosexual who don't give a damn.

(Give me punk/Pop and some halo and we're good)

I'm a fledgling "artist" and two of my recent paintings are as pics, apart from painting I waste time listening to music, playing games and being forever alone.

If your here it's probably either

A) I posted something unfunny (common)
B) I posted something funny (rare)
C) You think I look pretty ( very rare)

And to that I say Blerg, yay and 'ey 'ey, respectively.

Though if it isn't A then feel free to message me. :D

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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iop330's favorite FMLs

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52544) - you deserved it (3974)

On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45206) - you deserved it (5095)

On 01/01/2013 at 10:15am - misc - by Sarah - United States

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25286) - you deserved it (3001)

On 11/05/2012 at 2:02am - love - by sad (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30761) - you deserved it (6506)

On 11/01/2012 at 3:54am - intimacy - by okay._. - United States (California)

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (75269) - you deserved it (8800)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33978) - you deserved it (5522)

On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31664) - you deserved it (2348)

On 09/19/2012 at 2:24am - intimacy - by annonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (2078)

On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18199) - you deserved it (3157)

On 08/15/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33127) - you deserved it (8310)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27106) - you deserved it (2841)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my apartment has been echoing all day with the wails of my cat, Butters. He's yet again managed to trap himself in the umbrella stand. In the past, he has eventually gotten himself out, but this time I think I might have to use a hacksaw. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17682) - you deserved it (2788)

On 05/26/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by Dom - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11182) - you deserved it (36526)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27354) - you deserved it (2097)

On 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm - work - by moe472 (man) - United States

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