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iop330
  • Town/Country : A hill in the middle of nowhere..., England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 271
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About iop330 : Hi, I like punk/alternative rock, (Green day, MCR, all time low, young guns, Blackout) halo and FML. I'm kind of a nerdy, skinny pale english teenager who talks too much but there's not much more for me to say. Have a good day!

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Today, I was very sick with a stomach virus, so I went to the only doctor's office open on Sundays. Even though I was feeling like a pile of shit, I waited for a woman who was walking in behind me to hold the door open for her. She was the last patient they could take for the day. FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 12:19am - health - by Gentleman (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML

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On 11/29/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 8:06pm - health - by yeasty (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

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On 06/26/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by toothfairy (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML

#2295349
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On 05/25/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by silvercity09 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me "oh I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a F*ing stick for my birthday. FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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