Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

iop330

Offline (the 01/10/2016 at 2:38pm) | Search for a member

iop330

59Fucked!

iop330iop330
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2370
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About iop330 : I'm a strong independent homosexual who don't give a damn.

(Give me punk/Pop and some halo and we're good)

I'm a fledgling "artist" and my recent paintings are as pics, the first one being of me. apart from painting I waste time listening to music, playing games and being forever alone.

If your here it's probably either

A) I posted something unfunny (common)
B) I posted something funny (rare)
C) You think I look pretty ( very rare)

And to that I say Blerg, yay and 'ey 'ey, respectively.

Though if it isn't A then feel free to message me. :D

iop330's page activity

Visits<b>TheSmurgler</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 12:11pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:44pm<b>CzaneWinters</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 9:32am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 11:57am<b>LucasVDB</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 9:53am<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 3:32pm<b>Angsty_Armadillo</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 2:35pm<b>rmb1200</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 7:46pm<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 12:47am<b>moonchic</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 10:36pm<b>typical_bull</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 1:49am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:01pm<b>mynameischarles</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 2:24am<b>amyyzzxo</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 6:25pm<b>Ichiya</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:48am<b>OSUBeavNat</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 3:29am<b>sweetkickboxer</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 2:26am<b>XxHeartxBlazexX</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 11:23pm

Fucked!<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 9:31pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 1:33am<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 4:56am<b>moonchic</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 5:17am<b>CandyDawg</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:27am<b>amine91</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 10:39pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 3:47pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 12:55pm<b>invadermaythe1st</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 11:08am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 1:19pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 1:33am<b>linmoo</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 2:48am<b>Alexis0927</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 9:39pm<b>sethsmith11</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 9:29pm<b>coyotefox</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 12:01pm<b>ClockworkPoleaxe</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:54pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 1:41am<b>i_wuz_nver_here</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 4:58pm

iop330's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of iop330's badges

iop330's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML

#21508382
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27814) - you deserved it (1649)

On 12/27/2015 at 12:31pm - love - by _schaden_freude - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I wanted my boyfriend to meet my parents. My mum introduced herself as, "I'm Petra. I'm completely normal." FML

#21506615
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18483) - you deserved it (1914)

On 12/22/2015 at 4:45pm - love - by AustrianCow - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML

#21505182
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22363) - you deserved it (1941)

On 12/18/2015 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML

#21504813
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21260) - you deserved it (1523)

On 12/17/2015 at 1:45pm - misc - by anon (woman) -

Today, I was sucking on a candy and I began choking. A coworker rushed over to give me the Heimlich maneuver. That freed the candy from my throat, and also the shit from my bowels. FML

Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML

#21504691
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24690) - you deserved it (2126)

On 12/17/2015 at 4:10am - intimacy - by NotSoComfortable (man) - Italy (Veneto)

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML

#21467226
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32063) - you deserved it (2788)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to explain to several young children why asking the new blind girl to play hide and seek with them is inappropriate. FML

#21439546
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27276) - you deserved it (2541)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32828) - you deserved it (2371)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to visit my mother after many years. Her hoarding has gotten so bad that now the house is entirely filled with junk and garbage, and she is camping out in the jungle of a backyard, cooking on a cauldron over a fire and shitting in the compost pile, with no working heat or water. FML

#21431843
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27488) - you deserved it (2291)

On 06/25/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by childofcrazy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML

#21430685
116 comments

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

#21397916
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31462) - you deserved it (2343)

On 04/22/2015 at 11:44am - work - by cock blocked (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45280) - you deserved it (20999)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

#21346882
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32671) - you deserved it (5830)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML

#21346746
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29784) - you deserved it (8516)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: