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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2134
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About iop330 : I'm a strong independent homosexual who don't give a damn.

(Give me punk/Pop and some halo and we're good)

I'm a fledgling "artist" and my recent paintings are as pics, the first one being of me. apart from painting I waste time listening to music, playing games and being forever alone.

If your here it's probably either

A) I posted something unfunny (common)
B) I posted something funny (rare)
C) You think I look pretty ( very rare)

And to that I say Blerg, yay and 'ey 'ey, respectively.

Though if it isn't A then feel free to message me. :D

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iop330's favorite FMLs

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31038) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to explain to several young children why asking the new blind girl to play hide and seek with them is inappropriate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26568) - you deserved it (2478)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32151) - you deserved it (2336)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to visit my mother after many years. Her hoarding has gotten so bad that now the house is entirely filled with junk and garbage, and she is camping out in the jungle of a backyard, cooking on a cauldron over a fire and shitting in the compost pile, with no working heat or water. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26234) - you deserved it (2086)

On 06/25/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by childofcrazy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML


Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30887) - you deserved it (2302)

On 04/22/2015 at 11:44am - work - by cock blocked (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44683) - you deserved it (20676)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31945) - you deserved it (5724)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28926) - you deserved it (8315)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40803) - you deserved it (7523)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34194) - you deserved it (3937)

On 01/12/2015 at 7:53am - love - by fukinlonely (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35371) - you deserved it (2827)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17878) - you deserved it (51093)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML


I agree, your life sucks (22229) - you deserved it (35690)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, I put a picture on Facebook of me without makeup. A "friend" commented: "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied: "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31939) - you deserved it (3519)

On 12/06/2014 at 3:22pm - misc - by fistycunt4 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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