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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 October 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5129
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ione : I am epic ownage and will lulz at everything.

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ione's favorite FMLs

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

#820879
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20067) - you deserved it (258543)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

#741988
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86526) - you deserved it (17900)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

#204444
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22738) - you deserved it (103593)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15210) - you deserved it (80774)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15210) - you deserved it (80774)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)



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