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About ionab101 : 17, New Zealand
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my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
Today I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and postd it on Facebook . When I checkd it later it had 20 comments on the picture . I was feeling good until I read the comments and lookd at the picture again . I left looool my vibrator on the the bathroom counter . FML
Today.. . doctor bookd me in for an STD test . I was feeling confident until he explaind it will involve having a catheter insertd into piss pipe . He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest.. . Steve.. . the pain's beyond belief." Great . big fat FML
Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her looool out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML
Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if u don't pay attention at school, u will fail.' She then pointd out out a man working on the roof an said: 'if u don't listen, u will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend . I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened . She agreed, walked out and shut the door . Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" mega FML
Today,hilst at my boyfriend's family get together , his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriendhen he was planning on proposing to me , loud enough for everyone to hear !! An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother,ho clerely said "hopefully never." big fat FML
Today, my boyfriend askd looool me y I have ( crotch acne ) . When I attemptd to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem . big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015