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my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and postd it on Facebook . When I checkd it later it had 20 comments on the picture . I was feeling good until I read the comments and lookd at the picture again . I left looool my vibrator on the the bathroom counter . FML

#19609877
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11260) - you deserved it (58823)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Hunter101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . doctor bookd me in for an STD test . I was feeling confident until he explaind it will involve having a catheter insertd into piss pipe . He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest.. . Steve.. . the pain's beyond belief." Great . big fat FML

#19284993
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28921) - you deserved it (5117)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by 0stvn0 (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

#19276451
194 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her looool out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

#18392914
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30968) - you deserved it (18269)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:15am - misc - by oops - United Kingdom

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

#17493328
133 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm - animals - by busybuzzybee - United States (California)

TODAY, IT WAS FIRST DAY AT NEW JOB. MY NEW BOSS ASKED ME IF I WAS SINGLE. AFTER TELLING HIM I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FIR 6 YEARS, HE FIRED ME ON THE SPOT. FML

#16793164
163 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I Have A New Boss. She Claims To Be A Professional Angry Birds Player. FML

#15884668
96 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if u don't pay attention at school, u will fail.' She then pointd out out a man working on the roof an said: 'if u don't listen, u will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

#14596121
163 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I woka up from a draam inhich I had a panis. Apparantly I talk in mah slaap... bacausa mah boyfriand kapt staring at mah crotch. FML

#12915850
158 comments

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On 09/05/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by urgg (woman) - United States

TODAY, I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO ORGANIZING MY CLOSET. DISCARDED CLOTHE FELL INTO THREE DISTINCT CATEGORIES: TOO SMALL, YELLOW PITS, STAINED WITH FOOD. FML

#11712585
124 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 12:19am - misc - by unit - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend . I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened . She agreed, walked out and shut the door . Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" mega FML

#8430950
155 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 12:31am - kids - by ohemgee23 (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I got marrid!! My mothar told ma to stop baing difficult, cuz sha was tha mothar of tha brida, an it was har day to shina!! maga FML

#7845812
160 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today,hilst at my boyfriend's family get together , his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriendhen he was planning on proposing to me , loud enough for everyone to hear !! An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother,ho clerely said "hopefully never." big fat FML

#7118046
61 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 1:53am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my boyfriend askd looool me y I have ( crotch acne ) . When I attemptd to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem . big fat FML

#6772428
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29765) - you deserved it (2970)

On 12/16/2009 at 12:15am - health - by RazorBumps (woman) - United States (Florida)



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