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  • Number of visits : 1585
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About instig8or : Now what's a nice guy like you doing on a profile like this? ;)
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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

#99945
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75874) - you deserved it (7064)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by not getting any anymore (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "most convincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. FML

#13635
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27397) - you deserved it (9472)

On 02/07/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by woo. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me why I always look at her boobs. FML

#4684
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11161) - you deserved it (20683)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by foo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48520) - you deserved it (6619)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (285363) - you deserved it (28165)

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