insomniacdude

Search for a member

insomniacdude

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 December 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6451
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

insomniacdude's page activity

Visits<b>year2015</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 9:39pm<b>jubejube239</b> - the 06/08/2014 at 5:21pm<b>alexmac222</b> - the 12/24/2013 at 12:04am<b>Cookie_box</b> - the 11/17/2011 at 4:35am<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 12:15am<b>shmuh</b> - the 08/30/2009 at 9:16am<b>ch2358</b> - the 08/24/2009 at 8:42pm<b>Vicklovespuppies</b> - the 08/24/2009 at 6:10pm<b>prplr</b> - the 07/27/2009 at 2:11pm<b>poopsicle22</b> - the 07/26/2009 at 8:17pm<b>vampirate</b> - the 07/11/2009 at 3:25am<b>all_the_same</b> - the 07/04/2009 at 2:55pm<b>barlessprison</b> - the 06/24/2009 at 11:06pm<b>bhamilton93</b> - the 05/11/2009 at 8:58pm<b>jackie653</b> - the 05/06/2009 at 10:20pm<b>tiggie02</b> - the 05/04/2009 at 8:59pm<b>MtDewAddict</b> - the 04/29/2009 at 3:58pm

insomniacdude's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

insomniacdude's favorite FMLs

Today, a man came up to me at the bus stop. He went into this long story about how his girlfriend is pregnant and they both haven't eaten in days. Trying to be tough and funny I said back, "sounds like you should invest in condoms instead of food." He responded by beating and robbing me. FML

by beatenbyabum / 06/12/2009 at 4:45pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I received an email from a temp agency trying to hire me. Surprisingly, it was the same job I was just laid off from after two years of great employment. They were trying to hire me at half my original salary. FML

by surfernerd6987 / 06/11/2009 at 1:21am / United States (Tennessee) / Work

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money

Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see you there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

by LadyChristina25 / 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

by Mew / 06/04/2009 at 8:07am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML

by Ariel / 06/02/2009 at 8:19am / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Intimacy

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

by fallsdownplenty45 / 06/02/2009 at 7:08am / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Kids

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

by deucelututi / 05/31/2009 at 8:03am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend who lives in China contacted me and told me she'd been harassed by a guy and was thinking about pressing charges. The guy is someone I know from college - he promised me he would say "hi" to her for me while he was in Shanghai. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2009 at 12:18pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

by Angelofkarma / 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love

Today, in a big argument, my sister uninvited my mom to her wedding. Trying to comfort my mom, I rented Mamma Mia knowing she's wanted to see it for a while. Turns out, Mamma Mia is a mother/daughter feel-good about the daughters wedding. I had no idea, and my mom cried the whole movie. FML

by mammamia / 04/27/2009 at 8:54am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, in a big argument, my sister uninvited my mom to her wedding. Trying to comfort my mom, I rented Mamma Mia knowing she's wanted to see it for a while. Turns out, Mamma Mia is a mother/daughter feel-good about the daughters wedding. I had no idea, and my mom cried the whole movie. FML

by mammamia / 04/27/2009 at 8:54am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, in a big argument, my sister uninvited my mom to her wedding. Trying to comfort my mom, I rented Mamma Mia knowing she's wanted to see it for a while. Turns out, Mamma Mia is a mother/daughter feel-good about the daughters wedding. I had no idea, and my mom cried the whole movie. FML

by mammamia / 04/27/2009 at 8:54am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys... the whole bit. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

by achoo / 04/27/2009 at 8:52am / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals