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About insanesna1l : I smell....guess I should shower more

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Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML


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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33456) - you deserved it (3000)

On 01/27/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Azure_Mist (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I overheard my husband telling my step-dad that I have the same ability to sniff out chocolate in a house as a certain animal has to find truffles in the woods. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21666) - you deserved it (6239)

On 12/22/2010 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29416) - you deserved it (7523)

On 09/21/2010 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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