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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3111
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About inlove72 : Damon. That's all

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inlove72's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML

#19673871
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19881) - you deserved it (2163)

On 05/24/2012 at 5:18pm - animals - by XxEmoWolfiexX (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

#19450302
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9516) - you deserved it (33334)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

#19421623
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9674) - you deserved it (44161)

On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

#19374063
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21174) - you deserved it (1911)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19296) - you deserved it (9604)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML

#19324858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9519) - you deserved it (32511)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

#19318105
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6224) - you deserved it (46266)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

#19268637
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10260) - you deserved it (21582)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:03am - health - by pagvscgrac - United States (Missouri)

Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML

#19267574
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13838) - you deserved it (24162)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML

#19263580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34890) - you deserved it (5453)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

#19262944
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7647) - you deserved it (22901)

On 03/12/2012 at 4:03am - health - by anonymous - United States

Today, I went driving for the first time. I made it twenty miles to my step mom's house, and didn't stop until I was inside the garage. Too bad the garage door was closed when I got there. FML

#19255892
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14682) - you deserved it (14607)

On 03/11/2012 at 5:15am - misc - by meganisabella - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

#19240450
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24656) - you deserved it (6616)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)



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