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  • Town/Country : Milwaukee, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 August 1997 (15 years)
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Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11488) - you deserved it (15075)

On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my daughter how her eyes look exactly as pretty as my wife's. She told me that she loved the way my eyeballs stick out of my face, just like Elmo. FML

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On 10/03/2009 at 8:33am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

Today, my family gathered to pray. It was my brother's turn to pray and he ended with this, "...and help Chev that he does not become the disappointment everyone expects him to be. Amen." I looked on in shock as my entire family nodded and said "Amen" in agreement. Hi, I'm Chev. FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 3:58pm - misc - by jaskyriddims (man) - Dominica (Saint George)

Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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