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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 704
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

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218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25537) - you deserved it (35030)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML

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137 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48695) - you deserved it (8012)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

#15001242
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47241) - you deserved it (4747)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by oheyimsarahh - United States

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30722) - you deserved it (19929) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
207 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

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230 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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27 comments

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