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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today , I Accidentally Moaned My Own Name During Sex. FML

#18703291
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31870) - you deserved it (27498)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelld at me fir breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26138) - you deserved it (4933)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, A CREEPY OLD GUY ON THE BUS ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO "LICK IT." WHEN I SAID NO, HE TRIED TO CONVINCE ME BY TELLING ME THAT "IT TASTES GOOD." FAT FML

#18496344
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31794) - you deserved it (2663)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

#18145171
319 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MAH PARENTS HAD A FIGHT AS TO WHICH ONE OF THEM IS THE MOST CULTURD. AS A RESULT, THEY'VE BEGUN WRITING MAH CHORE LISTS IN A VARIETY OF LANGUAGES. IF I DON'T DO THEM, I'M GROUNDD. I ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH. FML

#18025150
119 comments

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On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (9240)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (9240)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (9240)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (9240)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (9240)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (9240)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML

#17804302
168 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

2day I surprisad mah four yaar old daughtar with a stuffad dinosaur . Sha namad it 'Horny. FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34720) - you deserved it (7602)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

today mah boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking mah birth control pills too. FML

#16879378
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61432) - you deserved it (7533)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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