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by FoodyFood / 03/19/2012 at 12:59am / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2012 at 8:51am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2012 at 10:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML
by dumbfriend / 03/12/2012 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Sharibabi65 / 03/07/2012 at 1:16am / United States / Intimacy
by Username / 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm / United States (Arkansas) / Health
by ShylaMarie / 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada / Kids
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
by amythest / 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Kids
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by dammit / 02/01/2012 at 3:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
by embarrassed / 01/30/2012 at 10:54pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Love
by Sad.To.Be.Me. / 01/13/2012 at 6:56pm / United States (Washington) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention… Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand,… Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think they were more surprised by the box…
- Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…