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Today, I was riding in the car with my new boyfriend. He had 'something serious' to tell me. He started to emotionally confess his addiction to masturbation. In detail. The drive was 2 hours long. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86573) - you deserved it (6901)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by linren (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (114435) - you deserved it (12609)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by lice (woman) - United States (New York)



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