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Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15490) - you deserved it (61315)

On 08/16/2009 at 5:05pm - kids - by Overflow (woman) - United States (California)



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