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  • Town/Country : Beijing, China
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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 October 1982 (30 years)
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Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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