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Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34069) - you deserved it (6285)

On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13299) - you deserved it (43741)

On 04/24/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by djteller (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)



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