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immortalhmars

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 263
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About immortalhmars : I like the creatures and lots of shows

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immortalhmars's favorite FMLs

Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45135) - you deserved it (8390)

On 06/06/2014 at 2:24am - kids - by playdated - United States (California)

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings and heels. When I walked out the door my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriends house I told him what my dad had said and he replied "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14173) - you deserved it (58413)

On 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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