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  • Number of visits : 67
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About immortalhmars : I like the creatures and lots of shows

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Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML


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