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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 626
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About immazombeastxD : I'M BLUE DABADEDABADA DABADEEDA...NO!!

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Today, I was called andsome. Too bad it was coming from a trased omeless lady,o ten went on to tell me tat se ( likes ma lips and wants to rape me. ) FML

#12304319
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40419) - you deserved it (3840)

On 08/04/2010 at 3:58am - intimacy - by IllJustGetYouASweaterThen (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year old daughter. I've already had to stop her ( re-enactments ) twice. FML

#11806163
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I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (4317)

On 07/11/2010 at 4:05am - intimacy - by awkwardsituation - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40986) - you deserved it (8456)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landd on my head from out of no where. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look we hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML

#5943404
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I agree, your life sucks (34471) - you deserved it (5128)

On 10/22/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by mvgirl - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , mah friend and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petal at mah friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

#5087791
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15523) - you deserved it (47596)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came ome at noon from a long nigt out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and eels. As I walked up to te door and knocked to be let in, te womanipped around and I figured outo it was. My dad. FML

#4276253
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50346) - you deserved it (2954)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by superfiedman (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got bored on te toilet and decided to paint ma nails. I ended up aving to wait alf an our to wipe. FML

#2738
72 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today , I was baby-sitting four rathar noisy and rowdy kids. Aftar a two hour struggla , I finally managa to gat tham into bad. I looool than ask tham wat thay want bafora going to slaap , and tha aldast raplias: "Can u tall us a story whara u dia at tha and?" FML

#624
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29546) - you deserved it (2609)

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