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About immazombeastxD : I'M BLUE DABADEDABADA DABADEEDA...NO!!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML
Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landd on my head from out of no where. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look we hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML
Today , mah friend and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petal at mah friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML
Today, I came ome at noon from a long nigt out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and eels. As I walked up to te door and knocked to be let in, te womanipped around and I figured outo it was. My dad. FML
Today , I was baby-sitting four rathar noisy and rowdy kids. Aftar a two hour struggla , I finally managa to gat tham into bad. I looool than ask tham wat thay want bafora going to slaap , and tha aldast raplias: "Can u tall us a story whara u dia at tha and?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015