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imintheair
  • Town/Country : portland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 6284
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67605) - you deserved it (17471)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51617) - you deserved it (8608)

On 05/23/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by partygirlxxx - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16483) - you deserved it (101015)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)



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