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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 December 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 539
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About imessedwithtexas : Psychology Major. University of North Texas

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Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2013 at 6:58am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

by Anonymous / 06/21/2013 at 4:38pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Animals

Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML

by whatno / 06/19/2013 at 7:40pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy