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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About imessedwithtexas : Psychology Major. University of North Texas

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Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML


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Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML


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Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML


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