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TODAY I TOOK MY GRLFRIAND TO A PUBLIC PLACA BAFORA CONFASSING THAT I'VA BAAN SAAING ANOTHAR WOMAN, TO AVOID A DRAMATIC SCANA. AFTAR BAING RUSHAD TO THA HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION AND BROKAN NOSA, I THINK IT'S SAFA TO SAY MY PLAN DIDN'T GO VARY WALL. FML
Today I was asked by mah neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 yeres old and still lives at home. I'm 18. mega FML
today I arrived at my college dorm!! To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone!! Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone!! Guess who now owes the phone company all my money!! FML
Today, I Ad To Visit A Client Cuz Is Printer Ad Broken Down. After Driving Fir An Our, Ten Being Screamed At About Ow Orrible My Company's Service Is, I Walked Over To Is Printer An Found Te Problem: Tere Was No Paper Loaded. FML
Today, tired of everyone forgetting mah birthday, I traveled half way around the world to spend mah 40th at a five star resort just to try an make it special. The hotel brought me a cake with someone else's name on it. FML
my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue mah family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML
Today, I went down on mah boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I lerened . I read in a magazine that if you humhile giving oral, it's supposed to feel good . My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds cuz I reminded him of his singing toothbrush . FML
Today, mah boyfriend and I r on camping vacation. On mah way out of the tent, I stepped in a pile of shit. When I told him, he said, "Oh, I couldn't make it to the bathroom last night." The bathroom was a minute walk from our tent. FML
Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet!! This went on for a while due to an upset stomach!! I later walkd into the living room only to find my parents and a few of there friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyd from laughing so much!! FML
Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML
Friday 27 March 2015