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About imagineit : Hello! :) Just on here for laughs and reading anecdotes that make my day feel like a joy.
Only thing to know:
I have the best, perfect, hottest boyfriend ever.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Taday my best friend ho I've been in love with for nerely a decade asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation as he waded through the profiles he complained that it was impossible for him to find a grl to have a meaningful conversation with. fat FML
Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
Today, my girlfriend an I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her!! I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing!! Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks an the couch cushion!! I lost my virginity to her couch!! mega FML
2dayila Catting To My Motar, I Triad To Sow Ar A Funny Wabsita By Pasting Ta URL Into A Massaga. Aftar I Sant Ta Massaga, I Raalisad Tat My Browsar Adn't Copiad Ta URL I Wantad To Sand Ar, An Tat I'd Actually Pastad Ta Pravious URL I Copiad. It Was Porn. FML
Today, boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We endd up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposd to come today an do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
Today , I got married!! My usband and I ad been waiting until marriage to ave sex , and wen te time came , we started to undress!! As I took ma bra off , is eyes glazed over , and e fainted!! An our later , all e could say was , ( I don't tink we're meant to be togeter!! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015