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About imagineit : Hello! :) Just on here for laughs and reading anecdotes that make my day feel like a joy.

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I have the best, perfect, hottest boyfriend ever.

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Taday my best friend ho I've been in love with for nerely a decade asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation as he waded through the profiles he complained that it was impossible for him to find a grl to have a meaningful conversation with. fat FML

#21269205
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40894) - you deserved it (6244)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today , I got called a slut. I don't know what is worse , the fact I was called it or that I felt strangely flattered that the person thought I was getting any. mega FML

Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today... I was aving some kinky sex wit girlfriend. Wen I said "You've been a bad girl"... se looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously... "Wat did I do?" FML

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On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, two days after sending her flowers 4 Valentine's Day, mah dream grl askd me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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On 02/16/2014 at 5:47pm - love - by bruisedandconfused (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend an I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her!! I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing!! Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks an the couch cushion!! I lost my virginity to her couch!! mega FML

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On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today... my family an I were having turkey fir dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me an muttered... "I'll stuff yur turkey later". Everyone heard an the whole room went dead silent. FML

today I tried to lose my vrginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. mega FML

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On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today my husband an I wara arguing about him not communicating anymora. Instaad of talking to ma about it ha massagas my mom to say "I'm not looool mantally strong anough to handla har anymora." FML

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On 12/18/2013 at 11:44am - love - by Iloverainbows10 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was ( a good thing ) and ( necessary fir population control ). That man was my grlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. real FML

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On 11/15/2013 at 11:59am - misc - by Colby - Canada (New Brunswick)

2dayila Catting To My Motar, I Triad To Sow Ar A Funny Wabsita By Pasting Ta URL Into A Massaga. Aftar I Sant Ta Massaga, I Raalisad Tat My Browsar Adn't Copiad Ta URL I Wantad To Sand Ar, An Tat I'd Actually Pastad Ta Pravious URL I Copiad. It Was Porn. FML

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On 11/14/2013 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look lyk a cheap stripper. FML

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On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -

Today , I woke up to a brand new password on pone tat only wife knows. Apparently , se tinks I've been looking at pone more tan I've been talking to er lately. FML

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121 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 2:27am - love - by LockedOut (man) - United States

Today, boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We endd up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposd to come today an do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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82 comments

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On 10/30/2013 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by English_Nut117 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got married!! My usband and I ad been waiting until marriage to ave sex , and wen te time came , we started to undress!! As I took ma bra off , is eyes glazed over , and e fainted!! An our later , all e could say was , ( I don't tink we're meant to be togeter!! ) FML

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246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65067) - you deserved it (8602)

On 10/27/2013 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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