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  • Town/Country : Unknown, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 February 1992 (20 years)
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Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6249) - you deserved it (14728)

On 03/06/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by Octobre (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16792) - you deserved it (4118)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

#3210112 (377)

I agree, your life sucks (8588) - you deserved it (72910)

On 06/25/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11982) - you deserved it (74761)

On 03/24/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Loho (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (569231) - you deserved it (51275)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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