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im_too_pro
  • Town/Country : OHIO, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 388
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28580) - you deserved it (6592)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by beccav23 - United States (Texas)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31414) - you deserved it (13555)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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