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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 434
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30793) - you deserved it (6880)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by beccav23 - United States (Texas)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32931) - you deserved it (14048)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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