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Today, I cummed home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read ( Because you can't find a real girl, I made yur current one prettier, Love Mom. ) FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I calld my girlfriend to see if she wantd to go get some food . Then I heard her phone ring . Through the wall . FML
Today, Mah Younger Brother And Mah Parents Were In Mah Dorm Room. When I Wasn't Looking, Mah Brother Opend The Top Drawer Of Mah Dresser (where I Had A Tube Of Half-usd Lube) And Askd Out Loud: ( What's Astroglide? ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015