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Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife bookd a very small hotel room 4 ourselves and the kidshile we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblockd by Mickey Mouse. FML

#15029683
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33858) - you deserved it (7715)

On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while sitting on the couch, mah boyfriend cummd over, pulld his penis out of his fly, and startd stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. big fat FML

#14990668
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46362) - you deserved it (13279)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to puttd a band-aid of any kind on yur penis, cuz eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8718) - you deserved it (49137)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Taday I realizd ow out of sape I am, wen I couldn't finis masturbating because I ran out of breat!! FML

#14954867
186 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

2day I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

Taday I decidd to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I startd talking to him, not revealingho I was. After ahile, I askd him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no an askd me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
337 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today... I found out that mah mom screams lyk a dying monkey while having sex. Even with mah music turnd up all the way... I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

#14867901
116 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while having sex with mah boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, mah 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15229) - you deserved it (53482)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, an even at this very moment, mah ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend . He's mah nieghbor an she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me . FML

#14847899
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42044) - you deserved it (6500) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/05/2011 at 1:29am - intimacy - by homerde - Sent from mobile version

Today , to enhance our sex life , mah boyfriend an I decidd to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun an exhilarating. Until u actually get caught. FML

#14845323
118 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I noticed that after a month of using my gel , it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping there man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

today mah dentist pulled a pubic hair out of mah braces. FML

#14672798
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18366) - you deserved it (50914)

On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

today mah dentist pulled a pubic hair out of mah braces. FML

#14672798
199 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)



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