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Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

#15738282
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16609) - you deserved it (52103)

On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML

#15733743
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33604) - you deserved it (8015)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by blower - United States (Colorado)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31007) - you deserved it (3194)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31007) - you deserved it (3194)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31007) - you deserved it (3194)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML

#15719480
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31007) - you deserved it (3194)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
303 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26315) - you deserved it (2941)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded in giving her an orgasm. FML

#15689615
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13580) - you deserved it (58428)

On 04/08/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by failure -

Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

#15658091
283 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

#15636235
231 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
288 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML

#15613942
181 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
272 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML

#15591776
222 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by guest - United States



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