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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 June 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5398
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About ily_hun996 : love music, friends, the beach, texting, summer, swimming family, fun, my guitar, food, &&lifeee
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Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32079) - you deserved it (3240)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71301) - you deserved it (3950)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12668) - you deserved it (30660)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46760) - you deserved it (5565)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

#329
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27408) - you deserved it (18776)

On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38258) - you deserved it (20423)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16834) - you deserved it (80601)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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