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  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML

#6035910
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32067) - you deserved it (6590)

On 10/28/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML

#5611182
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36094) - you deserved it (2417)

On 10/02/2009 at 9:01pm - misc - by wowjuststop - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

#3945236
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64120) - you deserved it (6730)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13784) - you deserved it (120937)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (93378) - you deserved it (243485)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30964) - you deserved it (112191)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)



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