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Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
by soonaked / 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/29/2010 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML
by Crap / 01/28/2010 at 12:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML
by Eagle / 01/26/2010 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
by Thorin / 01/25/2010 at 4:46pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
by irishbabycakes / 01/25/2010 at 5:27am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by fatty / 01/23/2010 at 4:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2010 at 3:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nichaneely / 01/21/2010 at 12:29am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by M_Kclift1994 / 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
by NYCguy / 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
by snorlax / 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML
by Stilljobless / 01/19/2010 at 6:51am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Work
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
by Jon / 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my phone fell from the table. I desperately tried to catch it with my foot, but I completely… Today, my fridge broke. So I quickly put everything to another fridge. It started working again. I… Today, I saved up enough money to get my phone fixed because the screen had broke. Excited leaving…