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  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (20 years)
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TODAY, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM GETTING READY TO TAKE A SHOWER. I TOOK ALL OF MY CLOTHS OFF, AND STEPPED INTO THE SHOWER FACING THE KNOBS. WHEN I TURNED AROUND, I SAW SOMEBODY STANDING IN THERE WITH ME. APPARENTLY, MY LITTLE BROTHER AND HIS FRIEND WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK, AND I FOUND HIS FRIEND. FML

#7682210
178 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , after aving been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposd to cruelty to animals , I lost a bet and ad to eat a wole ceeseburger. I lovd it. FML

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206 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

today I went to te doctor 4 orrible stomac pains. He said I ad an abnormal amount of stool in me, an tat I'd ned to flus it out. I calld my mom an told er wat append, toic se respondd, "I alway knew you were full of sit, I didn't ned a doctor to tell me tat." FML

#7631341
121 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah dad thought it'd be funny to putted an Edward Cullen cutout behind mah car as I backed it out the garage to see mah reaction. Oh it was funny alright except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. mega FML

#7605430
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On 01/27/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by garage - Sent from mobile version

2day ma moter urgd me to "get over tis lesbian ting and give me some grandkids." In front of ma grlfriend of eleven monts!! FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

#7571238
149 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 4:46pm - health - by Thorin (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

2day I went to step-sister's for family dinner!! Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of family!! looool I nonchalantly ignored his advances!! Later, step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank!! FML

#7564709
125 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by irishbabycakes (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major y she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project!! She said my boobs were too big!! I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl!! real FML

#7523992
111 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 4:44pm - health - by fatty (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there an almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I got yelled at by one of mah bosses . The reason? I was yawning . I work at Starbucks . Apparently I wasn't 'promoting' correctly . real FML

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:29am - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I fell asleep after finishing mah exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing mah face on the desk. Everyone laughd. FML

#7459742
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On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, mah female room-mate decidd to throw away mah xbox, along with a few other possessions cuz they remindd her of her ex. Furiously, I askd her if ( it was that time of the month again. ) Now I can't feel mah balls, and miss mah games. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today as I walked into mah class someone shouted at me "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!" since I am overwieght and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
206 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

I got a missd call from a job tat I really really want!! I completely forgot tat ma answer macine message was a ridiculous and rude poem tat I recordd previously wen I was drunk!! Someow I don't tink I'll be getting a call back!! fat FML

#7433916
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On 01/19/2010 at 6:51am - work - by Stilljobless (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML

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284 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)



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