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About ily1210 : HATERS GUNNA HATE.
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TODAY, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM GETTING READY TO TAKE A SHOWER. I TOOK ALL OF MY CLOTHS OFF, AND STEPPED INTO THE SHOWER FACING THE KNOBS. WHEN I TURNED AROUND, I SAW SOMEBODY STANDING IN THERE WITH ME. APPARENTLY, MY LITTLE BROTHER AND HIS FRIEND WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK, AND I FOUND HIS FRIEND. FML
today I went to te doctor 4 orrible stomac pains. He said I ad an abnormal amount of stool in me, an tat I'd ned to flus it out. I calld my mom an told er wat append, toic se respondd, "I alway knew you were full of sit, I didn't ned a doctor to tell me tat." FML
Today mah dad thought it'd be funny to putted an Edward Cullen cutout behind mah car as I backed it out the garage to see mah reaction. Oh it was funny alright except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. mega FML
2day I went to step-sister's for family dinner!! Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of family!! looool I nonchalantly ignored his advances!! Later, step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank!! FML
Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major y she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project!! She said my boobs were too big!! I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl!! real FML
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there an almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
Today, mah female room-mate decidd to throw away mah xbox, along with a few other possessions cuz they remindd her of her ex. Furiously, I askd her if ( it was that time of the month again. ) Now I can't feel mah balls, and miss mah games. FML
Today as I walked into mah class someone shouted at me "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!" since I am overwieght and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
I got a missd call from a job tat I really really want!! I completely forgot tat ma answer macine message was a ridiculous and rude poem tat I recordd previously wen I was drunk!! Someow I don't tink I'll be getting a call back!! fat FML
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a ( quiet brthday with some friends, ) what I really meant was ( hring a stripper to jump out of a cake. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015