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Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:14am - love - by sari14 - United States (Virginia)
Today, I got ice cream with a guy I'd met at a wrestling match a few days ago. When I got home, I found out that my mother had been sitting in the parking lot and watched us through the windows. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by mrmr - United States (Arizona)
Today, I realized that the only food I have is four months' worth of nutrisystem food from when my parents went on the nutrisystem diet. I am not able to secure a job and buy my own food, so I have two choices: die of starvation or die of nasty nutrisystem food. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 10:19pm - health - by Henry (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 3:10pm - misc - by adam - Sent from mobile version
Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 8:48am - health - by Scaredshitless - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by overexcited (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They where all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by lauris1306 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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