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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3547
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About iluvhobos : Grammar Nazi and fucking proud of it. (:

Go ahead, thumb-down my comment, you wouldn't be the first.

My username is just something random a friend of mine (at the time) came up with when we were about 10, and I've used it for everything ever since.

Also, I am one of the biggest Harry Potter nerds, which I am proud of as well. (:

PS: Straight Pride! (:

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Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his arm around me, patted my stomach, and said "Yay! It's your restaurant!" FML


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On 11/14/2010 at 1:54pm - love - by freedomofmusic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML


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On 12/06/2009 at 3:28pm - kids - by Bill (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML


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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML


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