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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3822
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About iluvhobos : Grammar Nazi and fucking proud of it. (:

Go ahead, thumb-down my comment, you wouldn't be the first.

My username is just something random a friend of mine (at the time) came up with when we were about 10, and I've used it for everything ever since.

Also, I am one of the biggest Harry Potter nerds, which I am proud of as well. (:

PS: Straight Pride! (:

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Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his looool arm around me, patted my stomach, an said "Yay! It's your restaurant!" FML

2day I was sitting on tha couch with my 5 yaar old on my lap. All of a suddan, sha turnad to ma an said, "Daddy, I lova your boobias. looool Thay'ra a good pillow." My own kid just callad ma fat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (16557)

On 12/06/2009 at 3:28pm - kids - by Bill (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up bieng awful, but I cummd to mah car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on mah windshield. In permanent marker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27490) - you deserved it (2878)

On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside . I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14002) - you deserved it (67658)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)



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