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About iluvhobos : Grammar Nazi and fucking proud of it. (:
Go ahead, thumb-down my comment, you wouldn't be the first.
My username is just something random a friend of mine (at the time) came up with when we were about 10, and I've used it for everything ever since.
Also, I am one of the biggest Harry Potter nerds, which I am proud of as well. (:
PS: Straight Pride! (:
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