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iluvhobos
  • Town/Country : Hickville, MA,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 July 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 2703
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About iluvhobos : Grammar Nazi and fucking proud of it. (:

Go ahead, thumb-down my comment, you wouldn't be the first.

My username is just something random a friend of mine (at the time) came up with when we were about 10, and I've used it for everything ever since.

Also, I am one of the biggest Harry Potter nerds, which I am proud of as well. (:

PS: Straight Pride! (:

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Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

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On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML

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On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13506) - you deserved it (17860) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23814) - you deserved it (2993) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

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On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

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On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

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On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore



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