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About iloveyouandmusic : Sooo um I'm 17, a little on the quiet side till you get to know me, and I love music :) I also play piano and a little bit of guitar, and would LOVE to learn to play drums. Umm I'm always looking for a laugh, and FMLs just so happen to be hysterical! So yeah, if you wanna know more just ask. Unless you're a creeper. Then don't ask. Ever. :)
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Friday 5 February 2016