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iloveyouandmusic
  • Town/Country : Converse TX , United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 269
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About iloveyouandmusic : Sooo um I'm 17, a little on the quiet side till you get to know me, and I love music :) I also play piano and a little bit of guitar, and would LOVE to learn to play drums. Umm I'm always looking for a laugh, and FMLs just so happen to be hysterical! So yeah, if you wanna know more just ask. Unless you're a creeper. Then don't ask. Ever. :)

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Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31905) - you deserved it (3783)

On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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