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ilovetosmoke

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fuck you wanna know for ?, United States of America :)
29 years-old
Sunday 03 November 1996
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About Ilovetosmoke

I can be the biggest bitch,but I can also be the nicest girl. I'm always down to try new things,I love taking chances, and I'm always ready to party! my daily routine consists of getting high,getting drunk, bumping to music, and going absolutely crazy! I have been recently diagnosed with OCD (obsessive cannibus disorder) so don't judge me;). I may not be book smart, but I do know my way around the streets. And that's all that matters right ? And one last thing I am not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings , drunks go to party's ;) ! feel me ?

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 20:33 - Canada

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:23 - United States - Lafayette Hill

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

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By thrifty gone wrong - 28/01/2013 17:24 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML

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By movingout - 26/01/2013 23:50 - Australia - Ringwood

Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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