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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 645
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About iloveshim : Hi! You obviously came to my account for a reason.
You probably either liked my comment or were mildly offended by it. Either way, shit happens.

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (119910) - you deserved it (74076)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32416) - you deserved it (2901)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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