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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ilovejorgerabara : I love my boyfriend I go to SDSU . I want tO major in criminal justice and be a sheriff one day :) that\'s all I can think of for now .

Any questions feel free to message me ! I am super nice :D

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Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML


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On 10/02/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by Jake (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML


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On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States

Today, the sewers in my town became overloaded. My basement is now filled with other people's poo. FML


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On 06/01/2011 at 4:40pm - misc - by L -

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML


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On 05/30/2011 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML


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On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML


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On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML


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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

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