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Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Grrrr! / 04/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work
Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML
by Mr. Sensitive Nips / 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by lonelynessinCA / 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by JustADream / 02/24/2011 at 1:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
by no name / 02/22/2011 at 7:25am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 10:46am / United States (New York) / Transportation
by MissCommunicate / 02/05/2011 at 10:36am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
by alephnull / 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/01/2011 at 8:43am / United States / Love
by unlucky dudebag / 01/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous