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Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

#15308430
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35469) - you deserved it (9371)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39589) - you deserved it (6839)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

#15098131
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31948) - you deserved it (9157)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by JustADream (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

#15075987
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48608) - you deserved it (4443)

On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

#15035621
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35011) - you deserved it (5582)

On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26903) - you deserved it (3287)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook. FML

#14851025
54 comments

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54260) - you deserved it (3994)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML

#14813495
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25936) - you deserved it (2712)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by alephnull (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39008) - you deserved it (5038)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML

#14753442
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35737) - you deserved it (4403)

On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41501) - you deserved it (3368)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26373) - you deserved it (14341)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML

#14710569
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44921) - you deserved it (3334)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML

#14706670
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22448) - you deserved it (2633)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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